IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so let's talk penis.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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