We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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