I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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