U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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