So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just found puke in my bra..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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