and you said cock pushups were impossible
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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