So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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