the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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