She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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