have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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