Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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