508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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