put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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