you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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