And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Randomize
