i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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