oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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