Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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