omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wish you could order shots online.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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