maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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