i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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