im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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