Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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