Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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