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There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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