We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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