i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
bring money and cleavage
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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