I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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