do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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