Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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