he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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