If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
