If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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