The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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