Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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