i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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