We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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