If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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