I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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