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How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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