no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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