Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
