He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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