oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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