I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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