For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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