We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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