I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm just crazy horny about you
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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