I will die if light touches me.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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