my room smells like sperm. sweet.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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