have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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