Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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